Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
You really only understand how drunk you are when youβre peeing
(Source: glial)
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, βI skipped straight to 70. I donβt do 69 anymore, Iβm too old to bend that wayβ and started laughing hysterically
grandpa

