carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa